Well now for me awsum pust today.. well so i wents to feed them chickens
and them pigs started kissing me!!!!!!!!!!! well licking to be more exact.....
and i was like "ahh shucks you guys!!" you are so nice to me little ol' cowboys.
thens i was like, "listen girls and boys, hehe and you lovely martha (thats the pig
that kissses me) i dont wants any yall trouble from yous! we are gonna shaves your
little legs and toes! bleck!! let me just say yall one words over and over agains!
"moist moist moist moist moist moist moist moist moist moist moist moist moist!"
Wells i tells my pigs that and they all cames attacking me! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
It's was the scariest most wonderfuls thing in my dern life.......i love my stinking derling
pigs...i guess i am whats i eat. I love you hunnys (pigs) Which reminds me sadly my cow
was pooping out honey and it was not dern funny so i had to grabs my gun and scratch his
ear and he STOPPED!!!!!!! haha wel my dern farm is amazing! bye yall...seeya next "fall" HAHA
That was a grat joke! ha i crazk me up! hahahah well i have to go put on my performance
for rachel's plays becuase she dern accepted me for the contract! Im so dern pucky
to have a sister that cares! As with a brother whom i love very dern much yall! JACOB!
seeyall later! bye (pigs and cows in backround) ;)
A Romantic Christmas at the Ashworth Cottage
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