So i yall wents to the chicken coup...they's got out!!! Ahhh! They's goings to attacks! everyone hide! Call the poeleese. sniff. sniff, this is the's worstest problem ever! but we gots them back into the coup and theys a thanked me! aww shucks guys, i love yall to =D this is a love post for yall who dont knows already. i love you wonderfulls chickens!
Well alright so i do this new thing all the time that i love love love! and it goes like this... I touch my pointer finger to my tongue then touch my bum lightly *but nothing happens (sad:[[) So i tryed it again but again nothing happened! hmm well this time i will do it again :]] only i will do it harder! Well i do it and nothing happens! Well (I GOT IT!!! I WILL SMACK MY BUM THEN DO IT) well i do it and then whatdaya know? it sizzeled over and over again! Oh yeah baby! We are having hambergurs tonight! :)
Well now for me awsum pust today.. well so i wents to feed them chickens and them pigs started kissing me!!!!!!!!!!! well licking to be more exact..... and i was like "ahh shucks you guys!!" you are so nice to me little ol' cowboys. thens i was like, "listen girls and boys, hehe and you lovely martha (thats the pig that kissses me) i dont wants any yall trouble from yous! we are gonna shaves your little legs and toes! bleck!! let me just say yall one words over and over agains! "moist moist moist moist moist moist moist moist moist moist moist moist moist!" Wells i tells my pigs that and they all cames attacking me! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! It's was the scariest most wonderfuls thing in my dern life.......i love my stinking derling pigs...i guess i am whats i eat. I love you hunnys (pigs) Which reminds me sadly my cow was pooping out honey and it was not dern funny so i had to grabs my gun and scratch his ear and he STOPPED!!!!!!! haha wel my dern farm is amazing! bye yall...seeya next "fall" HAHA That was a grat joke! ha i crazk me up! hahahah well i have to go put on my performance for rachel's plays becuase she dern accepted me for the contract! Im so dern pucky to have a sister that cares! As with a brother whom i love very dern much yall! JACOB! seeyall later! bye (pigs and cows in backround) ;)