I AM CLEANEN THE CHICKENS poo up. Theys awsome. WE GETS eggs ALL the time now. Im a very sensitive guy! More senseitive then yall thinks. So i LOVE skool! I cudnt love it more. my teacher is very nice. (: VERY nice indeed.
Hahahahahahaha i cant stop laughing right now. Them dern chickens was being the funniest suckers in the world!!!!!! Theys a talking and sitting playing poker! Well i taught that to them. So what can a guy do. haha well so i plucked the pig's feathers. I had to do my weakly --get it weakly hahahhahhahahahaha-- hair cut for me. I am not truly bald! Hahahaha look at this. I look awsome huh! I didnt cut it all off quite but i had lots of fun styling it. Tell me what ya think of it! (: which one do you like better? leave comments! thanks yall
So i yall wents to the chicken coup...they's got out!!! Ahhh! They's goings to attacks! everyone hide! Call the poeleese. sniff. sniff, this is the's worstest problem ever! but we gots them back into the coup and theys a thanked me! aww shucks guys, i love yall to =D this is a love post for yall who dont knows already. i love you wonderfulls chickens!
Well alright so i do this new thing all the time that i love love love! and it goes like this... I touch my pointer finger to my tongue then touch my bum lightly *but nothing happens (sad:[[) So i tryed it again but again nothing happened! hmm well this time i will do it again :]] only i will do it harder! Well i do it and nothing happens! Well (I GOT IT!!! I WILL SMACK MY BUM THEN DO IT) well i do it and then whatdaya know? it sizzeled over and over again! Oh yeah baby! We are having hambergurs tonight! :)
Well now for me awsum pust today.. well so i wents to feed them chickens and them pigs started kissing me!!!!!!!!!!! well licking to be more exact..... and i was like "ahh shucks you guys!!" you are so nice to me little ol' cowboys. thens i was like, "listen girls and boys, hehe and you lovely martha (thats the pig that kissses me) i dont wants any yall trouble from yous! we are gonna shaves your little legs and toes! bleck!! let me just say yall one words over and over agains! "moist moist moist moist moist moist moist moist moist moist moist moist moist!" Wells i tells my pigs that and they all cames attacking me! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! It's was the scariest most wonderfuls thing in my dern life.......i love my stinking derling pigs...i guess i am whats i eat. I love you hunnys (pigs) Which reminds me sadly my cow was pooping out honey and it was not dern funny so i had to grabs my gun and scratch his ear and he STOPPED!!!!!!! haha wel my dern farm is amazing! bye yall...seeya next "fall" HAHA That was a grat joke! ha i crazk me up! hahahah well i have to go put on my performance for rachel's plays becuase she dern accepted me for the contract! Im so dern pucky to have a sister that cares! As with a brother whom i love very dern much yall! JACOB! seeyall later! bye (pigs and cows in backround) ;)